'Short' Films... (Part 2)

If anagrams didn't do it for you, how about twitter length (140 characters or less) film descriptions? The full-length descriptions are available at www.danceswithfilms.com - as are tickets! (Get your tickets before June 4 for discounted prices!) But for the time-challenged, here are some 'short' versions of DWF 2009's feature length films and documentaries:

• ALPHONSO BOW (June 8 2:45pm) A brick layer / ex male-exotic-dancer & an older brick salesman argue on taboo topics in a family restaurant.

• MISS OHIO (June 8 7:15pm) On a spree of exploration after her marriage falls apart, Natalie turns to a local church to search for happiness.

• PARK SHARKS (June 8 9:30pm) A college student writes their thesis on the Darwinist courting techniques of the ‘Park Sharks’ pick-up artists.

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• THE LAST HURRAH (June 9 7:15pm) For some brainy grad students, tonight’s house party is their last crack at the philosophy department women.

• MY NORMAL (June 9 9:30pm) Young lesbian Natalie struggles to find balance between dreams of becoming a filmmaker & her dominatrix lifestyle.

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• CALLOUS (June 10 2:45pm) Garrett Blackfoot is consumed with best intentions for his daughter & the shadows of his Native American heritage.

• POPATOPOLIS (June 10 7:15pm) Infamous director Jim Wynorski attempts to make a film in 3 days. His philosophy: A Big Chase & A Big Chest.

• THE SCAR CROW (June 10 9:30pm) City guys on an all expenses paid company trip to the middle of nowhere meet the 3 mysterious Tanner sisters.

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• CAMOUFLAGE (June 11 2:45pm) Corey struggles to survive the horrifying military-style boot camp discipline of demented counselor, Stanley.

• THE DIVIDED (June 11 5pm) An Army Special Ops officer posted in the Middle East returns home; his sister is engaged to an anti-war activist.

• SVEENER & THE SHMIEL (June 11 7:15pm) Social outcasts build a giant machine to take them back to their planet; but The Shmiel falls in love.

• EDGAR ALLAN POE’S ANNABEL LEE (June 11 9:30pm) Artist Jack Blythe paints a beautiful stranger resembling a woman presumed dead for 18 years.